Curated Catastrophe
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The Realistic Weekly Cleaning Schedule
About 20 minutes a day, one zone at a time. Built for an average week, not your best one.
Download PDF →Read the guideDeep Cleaning Checklist, Room by Room
Split into sessions of about 45 minutes. One a day for a fortnight, or three in a weekend.
Download PDF →Read the guideWhole House Decluttering Plan
30-minute sessions, easiest areas first. Decide the category rule before you touch anything.
Download PDF →Read the guideMonthly Cleaning Tracker
The jobs that quietly make a house feel neglected. Tick the month as you go.
Download PDF →Read the guideSpring Cleaning in Four Weekends
Two to three hours per weekend. Same work as one enormous day, none of the dread.
Download PDF →Read the guideWhen The Mess Is Overwhelming
Five steps, in this order, every time. The order is the whole point.
Download PDF →Read the guideBedroom Cleaning Checklist
Weekly, monthly and seasonal, in the order that avoids doing anything twice.
Download PDF →Read the guideThe January Home Reset
Four weeks, one focus each. Built for actual January: low energy, low budget, bad weather.
Download PDF →Read the guideWardrobe Declutter Worksheet
One category at a time. Three questions. No maybe pile.
Download PDF →Read the guideKitchen Zone Worksheet
Things live where they are used, not where they fit. Map your four zones before moving anything.
Download PDF →Read the guideSmall Space Storage Audit
Find the storage you already have before buying any. Everything here is reversible: no drilling.
Download PDF →Read the guideDesk Reset Checklist
For desks in the corner of a room that also has to stop being an office at 5pm.
Download PDF →Read the guideToy Audit and Rotation Tracker
Reduce the volume without a scene, then rotate what is left.
Download PDF →Read the guidePaperwork: Keep or Shred
A rough retention guide, so you stop keeping every bank statement since 2011.
Download PDF →Read the guideBathroom Cull Checklist
Most of what is in a bathroom has an expiry date and no sentimental value. Start there.
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